Sabrina Carpenter and the art of album covers. (It really is art, so..)

It’s totally okay when men bring it up and mention it..I mean, of course it is.

It’s ridiculous to think of a world without blowjobs.

I’ve read articles from Billboard and other rags that give Sabrina Carpenter a hard time for “crossing the line” with her new album cover. I say, “Sabrina, carry on with your bad self.”

We are talking about a blowjob, basically. Y’all can pretend those don’t exist all you want to, but I’m very happy they do. No shame in saying it. Why is it wrong to like blowjobs?

I have no problem sharing this artwork. Fight me.

What are we looking at, here?

The image doesn’t show nudity. It merely implies oral sex. I think it’s quite tasteful and folks give it a hard time. I don’t understand “folks” sometimes. Sabrina is a hero to me. She didn’t have to do much, just get folks excited about damn oral sex like it’s a new invention.

The fact is her album cover is mundane compared to news and entertainment coverage. Award shows and get togethers have see-through dresses on the regular. I’ve seen several artists’ naked bodies or topless. I’ve seen making out on stage. What about Sabrina’s album cover bothers you again? Are you saying you don’t like oral sex? Don’t you think that’s a personal problem?

You might have issues if Kanye and Bianca don’t bother you or give you the creeps and Sabrina does. See, Bianca could actually be a slave. Sabrina is being playful in a done-up shoot about something that happens all the time. Sabrina maintains an air of control. Bianca does not. It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to tell the difference.

Blowjobs aren’t new, dorks.

I won’t ever say I hate oral sex as long as I’m on my honesty kick. It’s just not being honest. In fact, I think oral sex is so amazing I do not understand why it’d be wrong to implicate it on an album cover. If oral sex is an issue for you, you need to realize, that’s your issue. It isn’t “bad.” It’s just maybe not for you, (for some reason).

I like working with grownups no matter how old they are. Maybe there’s a chance that if BJ’s come up, it won’t be a big deal. They haven’t been an obscure no-no forever. Let’s get back to blowjobs as being “normal.” I’m all for that.

Good point. Maybe we just need to change the name.

Who are you talking to, Christian white dudes only?

If you don’t think pretty girls are into blowjobs too, maybe you haven’t ever talked to any of them. It’s not wrong. It’s just fun.

You’ve probably never talked to a woman about abortion also. Maybe women don’t talk to you about that stuff because the way you talk about blowjobs. If you don’t know, both happen all the time. It’s not women’s fault they can’t trust you enough to have an honest conversation. You need a mirror session.

Try adding some blowjobs to your life. It might get better. This isn’t breaking news.

It might be time to enjoy blowjobs.

I want a society where we acknowledge blowjobs and abortions happening and folks don’t get excited about it. They just say, “duh.”

Then they enjoy the damn art.

In the industry, we call this a side-perk.

Speak for yourself.

When we pretend liking sex is wrong, we are only speaking for ourselves. We are showing off bias and pious nonsense. Sex isn’t wrong, it’s a lot of fun. Stop being ridiculous. I mean, of course it’s fun. Never changed, my whole life. That’s okay. Jeebus.

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I’m Kelly and I only like bass and blowjobs.