“We got a witch, burn her!”
Remember that scene in Monty Python’s Holy Grail? It reminds me of ICE. No rhyme or reason, just looking to start a fire.
Why work for ICE? Can we make that uncool?
You have to be some kind of coward stupid bitch to work for ICE. Not sorry. It’s like getting paid to be a bully. Not my thing. Not American.
It’s comedic how stupid they are. Wish it wasn’t so sad too. Oppressive regimes like kicking people out. They usually come up with reasons. Not this time. If they don’t like the way you look, watch out. Believe it or not, that’s Anti-American.
There’s also a lot of information out there about the surveillance ICE is using. Newsflash, if you suspect they might be after you, social media isn’t your friend. This is as invasive as all get out. Again, would be a Saturday Night Live skit if it wasn’t real.
We had to make an ICE song.
My friend, bkbirge, and my wife, Keri, and me all wrote a song about an ICE officer’s perspective. We weren’t kind. We didn’t want to lie. They don’t deserve kindness. They deserve disbanding, even jail. Starting at the top.
You may know that my father is a PhD in Latin American Studies and is in Guatemala seeing to his various health service projects there as we speak. I went to Guatemala as a teenager. I saw kids get drafted to the militia right off the bus I was on. No thanks.
If that’s what you want, fine. But you’re a wrong asshole. I’ll do anything I can to stop you. This isn’t your country. You stole it. Again. Or “bought” it from the folks who did the dirty work.
Mobs of angry white dudes afraid to show their face can’t be good.
These roaming gangs of thugs don’t help us in any way. It’s high time we called for their disbandment. They are cruel and stupid. They are un-American.
They’re also a huge distraction.
Every time the news is about ICE, it isn’t about Trump. Even though they’re related, Trump gets off the hook on ICE stories. The media seems allergic to connecting them to the Trump regime. That’s dumb because they are the Trump regime. Just the hands of it.
Trump is the oppressor. His office made these poor dumb bastards offers they couldn’t refuse. He doesn’t keep his end of the bargain, like ever, ICE folks. Just so ya’ know.
In case you missed it, ICE is government.
It’s not a dude in a mask coming after you. It’s Trump. For some reason that’s a tough take for a newscaster. Not for me. Ever heard “follow the money?” See, ICE is the government and Trump is at the top of that, so…
What does it mean to support him? It means you’re in favor of kidnapping and deportation. I’ve seen that in real life firsthand. I, for one, am not a fan.
It means you’re in favor of masked troops snatching up folks. How could you be in favor of that? Are you a fucking sicko?
“Chosen” by Boots on the Ground (coming soon).
Here’s a rough of the ICE song. It’s called “Chosen” because there was an ad in the Houston paper while we were there about being “Chosen” for ICE. They’re trying to say they’re doing “the lord’s work” by saying that. If you believe that, I’d like to talk to you about oceanfront property in Arizona.
I’d be wrong if I didn’t say the witch scene here and ICE agents also represent mob mentality and that’s how folks like Trump usually get power. Still, it’s bullying.
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